September 2009 - Posts

  • C'mon, Wisconsin. We're not helping ourselves here.

    I'm sure you're aware of the national perception of our cuddly fly-over state: that Wisconsin is home to cows, cheese, overweight people dressed in Packers jerseys and sweatpants all the time and, of course, more cheese.

    I take offense to this. Sure, there's lots of cheese and cows and I do typically wear sweats with my Javon Walker Sterling Sharp jersey, I'm not overweight.

    But if we, as a state, want to change that perception, we have to try a little harder than this post on the Sconnie Nation* website.

    *Rant: I've had a problem with Sconnie Nation since I first set foot on campus four years ago. In my first 18 years of living in Wisconsin I never once used the word "sconnie" or heard it used to describe a Wisconsinite. Never. Now these kids start a t-shirt company and starts this rumor that people from Wisconsin actually use the word to describe themselves and like it, which was bogus. All of a sudden students from out of state pick it up and run with it and you can't go a day on campus now without hearing the word. That and shortening the name of the state to "Wisco." Both piss me off to no end.

    On the plus side, Sconnie Nation has come out with some pretty cool t-shirt designs lately.

    Anyway, Sconnie Nation is the company behind those "We'll never forget you Brent" t-shirts with Favre's mug that you probably saw earlier this summer. It's been a hot seller for them. The shirt was such a popular design that they even broke down their sales in a blog post. The results do nothing to dispel the rumor that the vast majority of Wisconsinites are fat:

    S: 6.6%

    M: 9.9%

    L: 29.7%

    XL: 33%

    XXL: 15.4%

    XXXL: 5.2%

    I'll save you the math; more than half the orders (53.6 percent) have been for sizes larger than large. So we are, in fact, fat. Then again, maybe people are just buying them big to wear over their blaze-orange hunting suit when they go to Packer games.

    On that note, happy start to the Packer season. 

    Predictions:

    Packers 27, Bears 13

    UW 31, Fresno State 20

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  • What's next for Taylor and Glover?

    Last season, the UW men’s basketball team finished next-to-last in the Big Ten in steals, averaging 4.94 per game.

     

    The good news? The ‘09-‘10 season hasn’t even started, and the Badgers are already leading the league in thefts.

     

    The bad news? They’re not the kind that lead to fast breaks.

     

    By now you’ve probably heard about Diamond Taylor and Jeremy Glover – both freshmen on the UW basketball team – and their alleged iPod/cash-stealing spree.

     

    Now, I tend to default to giving freshmen who make dumb drunken decisions that don’t harm anyone a second chance, mostly because not too long ago I was a freshman who made dumb drunken decisions. Most people are or were.

     

    But this wasn’t just an isolated incident. According to what Jeff Portrykus reported over the weekend, the UW Police Department claims Taylor and Glover stole “several iPods, a cell phone and at least $400 in cash from several dorm rooms.” They also could be suspects in several other reported robberies.

     

    First of all, that’s just a dick move. You don’t just walk into someone else’s room and take their stuff. It’s selfish and shows a total disregard for others’ property.

     

    They’ll likely be kicked out of the dorms, and rightfully so. You can’t have repeat offense thieves living in a communal setting with several hundred others. But the question then is, what action will Bo Ryan take?

     

    We already know Bo doesn’t have much tolerance for players running afoul of the law. He demonstrated this by banishing forward Kevin Gullikson to the end of the bench after the then-junior picked up his third underage drinking citation. After averaging 7.5 minutes per game during the non-conference schedule and first two games of Big Ten play, Gullikson played a total of two minutes the rest of the season. And that was for an offense that, in comparison to these charges, was fairly insignificant.

     

    Bo and the UW coaches could eliminate the issue by cutting both players. That’s a very possible, maybe even probable, course of action. It would leave a hole to be filled at the guard spot a couple years down the line, but don’t think that will factor into the final decision.

     

    From what Rob Schultz reported in today’s State Journal, the UW coaching staff was blindsided by this. Both Taylor and Glover were “good character” guys. If, somehow, the UW program feels they can turn their behavior around and deserve a second chance, there’s also a more unconventional option.

     

    With several seasoned guards ahead of them, both players were probably going to redshirt this year. Simply holding them out of competition wouldn’t be much punishment. But if Taylor and Glover somehow earn reinstatement, Ryan could discipline them this way: Sub them in for the final few seconds of an early-season blowout, then sit them the rest of the year.

     

    The players would stay in the program, where the structure of practice and study tables would keep them focused. It would also be a harsh punishment; by playing just the final seconds of a blowout, both players would lose a year of eligibility.

     

    The legal system will run its course and the coaching staff will eventually have a decision to make, but for now it’s an unfortunate start to the season for the Badgers.

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