It's Thanksgiving and we're supposed to think about the things that we truly appreciate. While I am thankful for many things in my life, especially in these times that have hit many American's much harder than myself, I think about the things that you, me and every other person has to endure. So I now give you my list of things, in no particular order, that I'm NOT-SO Thankful For, things that....for lack of a better term, CHAP MY...well, you get the picture;

• The Detriot Lions playing on national TV today
• Watching Lebron James throw his cloud of dust into the air prior to tip off
• The New York Yankees
• NCAA officials who can't figure out a BCS playoff system
• People who can't sing the Star Spangled Banner the way it was written
• Brian Urlacher for using his 3 year old kid to get back at his ex
• Super Agents, Drew Rosenhaus and Scott Boras
• Oakland Raiders owner, Al Davis, "Just Go Away Baby"!
NOTE: Cincinnati Bengals owner, Mike Brown, can be flip flopped with Davis
They're both pathetic and living in the past.
• Stephon Marbury, of the New York Knicks, what a classless jerk.
If collusion were allowed, this moron is the poster child.
• The NFL Network. Figure it out already! You can't be hurting that bad for cash,
heck you're fining everyone for everything.
• Manny Ramirez, the guy is a selfish teammate and now he's going to get millions
• Fans who stand up and wave into the camera while they're on their cell phones
• ESPN for showing; competitive eating, poker, duck calling and fishing and calling them a sport
• Tampa Bay Rays fans; those losers didn't show up until the playoffs
• Roger Clemens, you took roids, we all know it. Even your WIFE tookem'.
• Reggie Bush's girlfriend, Kim Kardashian. Come on Reggie, you can do better!
• Chad Johnson, Cincinnati Bengal, your act has grown old and you're not that
good anymore. Catch a pass once in a while.
• MMA Fighter, Kimbo Slice. He got beat in 14 seconds. Shave your beard and
sell cheese burgers through a clown's head.
• Former track star, Marion Jones. You're guilty and you cry on Oprah, GO AWAY already.
• Brett Favre fans who can't get over it. You know who you are.
There ya have it. My list of 20 things that make me scream. Happy Thanksgiving!
