Ken Macha and Bill HohnLeave your clever caption in the comments.
Being a part time gigolo does not give you the right to throw half my coaching staff out of the game.
or
Why does your moustache smell like my wife?
... Thanks, I'm modeling after Sam Elliot!
Who wants a mustache ride?
I do! I do!
So what's Jenna really like in the sack?
There is no way your fish was that big.
Lets hug it out, ***
"Dude, I'm just saying maybe you should shave it off."
"This isn't about your mustache, I wish I had one."
"Do you use Rogaine, or Just for Men.?"
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