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Dear Doug Melvin...

APPLICATION FOR BREWERS' STARTING ROTATION

Name: Radio Silence

Height: 5'10" 1/4

Weight: 202

OD 2008 Age: 24

Assets: Enthusiastic, bulldog work ethic, growing into wiry frame, tightening up "man weight." Smaller belt size than Ben Sheets.

Drawbacks: No Professional Baseball Experience. Not as muscular as Ben Sheets.

Arsenal:

Fastball: 65+ MPH

Sinker: 60+ MPH

Slider: 65+ MPH

Vulcan Change Up: 45+ MPH

Spike Curveball: 35+ MPH

Vulcan Curveball: 35+ MPH

Knuckleball: 35+ MPH

Eephus: 0+ MPH

Strengthes: I throw as many pitches as Jeff Suppan

Weaknesses: I am not as good as Jeff Suppan

Typical pitch sequence: 4 balls for every strike

Career Mold: Top Projection: Hoyt Wilhelm; Bottom Projection: Jarred Fernandez; Middle Projection: Jim Bouton

Comments

 

Einsteinhood said:

The way I feel right now, I think I might just want to apply for his job....

;-)

May 4, 2008 12:06 AM
 

radio silence said:

No kidding, right!

May 9, 2008 10:23 AM

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I am Nicholas Zettel, and this is my baseball blog. I write for SportsBubbler.com, and along the way I do a lot of research -- this blog will have a lot of little tidbits of information that I pick up along the way. I like sluggers, speed and power, garbage time relievers, and my favorite Brewers are Rickie Weeks and Ben Sheets.

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