You'd think he'd know better....
Minutes after unleashing the controversial notion that Milwaukee's pitching staff is not as good as the Cub's pitching staff, an observation certain to undergo intense scrutiny by mathematicians all over the planet, the surly and sly left fielder for the Brewers unleashed yet another torrent of highly controversial remarks. Here are just a few of his sizzlingly brash suppositions.
1) "Jason Bay's numbers have really improved since he went to Boston."
2) "The Indians and Twins get a little more offensive production out of the catcher position than we do."
3) "Due to the deep historical roots of the Arab-Israeli conflict, there is little hope that it will end soon."
4) "When all is said and done, Adrian Petersen will be a better NFL running back than Paul Ott Carruth was."
5) "It is a lot harder for guys who don't take steroids to hit a ball to Big Mac territory in St. Louis than it was for guys who did."
6) "If Prince and I got injured at the same time, I think we'd struggle offensively."
7) That Senator Byrd is no spring chicken."
8) "Mark Buehrle is a little more reliable than Manny Parra."
9) "We're not off to a great month of July."
10) "As the global economy goes, more technological innovation will come from California than, say, Idaho."
Shocking comments from the now two time all star.... This reporter is stunned.
JK