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Re: A Ben Sheets Thread for Old-Times Sake

2rottieguy — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:08:36 GMT

Geez now we are talking about crotch crusties?

Re: A Ben Sheets Thread for Old-Times Sake

geddymd72 — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 05:03:45 GMT

Its going to be interesting if Sabathia and Sheets are both not pitching for a good amount of time this season. Losing them both may not have been a bad thing.

Re: A Ben Sheets Thread for Old-Times Sake

brewhawk — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:55:30 GMT

badger80:

brewhawk:

Einsteinhood:
vagina

Einsteinhood:
poop

You guys gotta stop it. You're killing me!

Vagina poop is gross.

It's called the "shocker" and some girls are actually into it.

Re: A Ben Sheets Thread for Old-Times Sake

badger80 — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:51:52 GMT

brewhawk:
Einsteinhood:
vagina

Einsteinhood:
poop

You guys gotta stop it. You're killing me!

Vagina poop is gross.

Re: A Ben Sheets Thread for Old-Times Sake

brewhawk — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:48:31 GMT

Einsteinhood:
vagina

Einsteinhood:
poop

You guys gotta stop it. You're killing me!

Re: A Ben Sheets Thread for Old-Times Sake

badger80 — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:43:58 GMT

I posted this on the game thread, but here is more news on Ben Sheets.

Re: A Ben Sheets Thread for Old-Times Sake

Einsteinhood — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:04:11 GMT

wisblue:
brewhawk:

badger80:
Ben Sheets has a vagina

Cracks me up every time.

And I find it unoriginal and offensive. To each his own.

+1 on the "unoriginal" but that doesn't really offend me, per se.

Remember, this is a guy that loves to work in poop jokes.

Re: A Ben Sheets Thread for Old-Times Sake

wisblue — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:34:40 GMT

brewhawk:

badger80:
Ben Sheets has a vagina

Cracks me up every time.

And I find it unoriginal and offensive. To each his own.

Re: A Ben Sheets Thread for Old-Times Sake

brewhawk — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:29:03 GMT

badger80:
Ben Sheets has a vagina

Cracks me up every time.

Re: A Ben Sheets Thread for Old-Times Sake

radio silence — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:22:10 GMT

Yount Fan 19:
CC took the spot of Brewers ace away from Sheets last year and being the baby he is he wanted out because he couldn't have it his way. He doesn't need to ever put on a Brewers uniform again - he's too much of a risk for us to take and we can't guarantee his health. He used to be a good pitcher when he first came up, but in my opinion, he's just a has-been now.

Lots of has beens in the top 10 Career ERA+ for active pitchers at or younger than 30 years old.... (+1,000 IP)

Re: A Ben Sheets Thread for Old-Times Sake

radio silence — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:20:13 GMT

Einsteinhood:
I cannot see him coming back here at this point, given the whole history between him and the fans.

...let alone him and the training staff.

Re: A Ben Sheets Thread for Old-Times Sake

StallisTim — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:29:34 GMT

Pugger:

What unpleasant memories? I don't live in WI so I didnt hear what happened. Can someone enlighten me?

For many of us, Sheets' tenure here was one big letdown after another. He would always turn up with some lame injury whenever he was really needed.

Re: A Ben Sheets Thread for Old-Times Sake

Pugger — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:03:14 GMT

What unpleasant memories? I don't live in WI so I didnt hear what happened. Can someone enlighten me?

Re: A Ben Sheets Thread for Old-Times Sake

badger80 — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:23:19 GMT

brewhawk:
Einsteinhood:

BigBrew/PackFan:

Let's just forget about Sheets and the unpleasant memories he left behind

I have very pleasant memories of Ben Sheets....

maybe not quite as many as I would like, but they're just about all pleasant.

Did you work as a temp in a Gynecologist's office or something?

"Ben Sheets has a vagina" jokes always seems very fresh. I'm glad you never work on new material.

Re: A Ben Sheets Thread for Old-Times Sake

Since4/7/70 — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:22:20 GMT

And Bosio is the pitching coach at Nashville, maybe he's ready for a return. Sheets, Bosio and Cappy in the second half. At least two of those guys put together a decent season.