CollegeFootballGuru:

thebaumer:

CollegeFootballGuru:

thebaumer:

we are now #32 on Scout

 

yawn.

Sigh.

 

Harumpf.

Try using only words you can spell correctly.

thebaumer:

Try using only words you can spell correctly.

yawn.

jimmythegreek:

Commitments to date.  Interesting in the debate on this board about the value of rankings.  Two of the standout players of this years current class, Fredricks and Borland were just 2 star recruits

Bryce Gilbert	DT		6-2	285	-	5.6			Brookfield, WI
Frank Tamakloe	DB		6-3	189	4.5	5.6			Olney, MD
Michael  Trotter	DB		6-0	200	4.55	5.6			Milwaukee, WI
Konrad Zagzebski	DE		6-3	225	-	5.6			Schofield, WI
Joseph Brennan	QB		6-4	178	5.19	5.5			Cherry Hill, NJ
Cody Byers	LB		6-3	203	4.68	5.5			Centerville, OH
Warren Herring	DE		6-4	248	5	5.5			Belleville, IL
Marquis  Mason	WR		6-5	210	4.54	5.5			Madison, WI
Josh Harrison	LB		6-1	215	4.7	5.4			Huber Heights, OH
Jake Irwin	DE		6-4	255	4.8	5.4			Waunakee, WI
Jeff Lewis	RB		6-2	197	4.63	5.4			Brookfield, WI
Cameron Ontko	LB		5-11	211	4.41	5.4			Cuyahoga Falls, OH
Dallas Lewallen	OL		6-6	295	-	-			Berlin, WI

I know it's not exactly right, but that's quite unimpressive. 

CollegeFootballGuru:

thebaumer:

Try using only words you can spell correctly.

 

yawn.

Glad you are taking well to advice.

thebaumer:

CollegeFootballGuru:

thebaumer:

Try using only words you can spell correctly.

 

yawn.

Glad you are taking well to advice.

I am always open to advice and/or suggestions when stated respectfully.  However, I think you should have added a PLEASE to the end of your statement. 

WWJD?

CollegeFootballGuru:

thebaumer:

CollegeFootballGuru:

thebaumer:

Try using only words you can spell correctly.

 

yawn.

Glad you are taking well to advice.

I am always open to advice and/or suggestions when stated respectfully.  However, I think you should have added a PLEASE to the end of your statement. 

WWJD?

Certainly not act like a troll.

thebaumer:

Certainly not act like a troll.

I read somewhere that Moses slipped while trying to carry the ten commandments off the mountain and the 11th commandment broke off.

CollegeFootballGuru:

thebaumer:

Certainly not act like a troll.

 

I read somewhere that Moses slipped while trying to carry the ten commandments off the mountain and the 11th commandment broke off.

Thou shalt not troll (except when fishing).

 

Then you should adhere to the 11th Commandment, troll.

82 Brew:

CollegeFootballGuru:

thebaumer:

Certainly not act like a troll.

 

I read somewhere that Moses slipped while trying to carry the ten commandments off the mountain and the 11th commandment broke off.

Thou shalt not troll (except when fishing).

 

Then you should adhere to the 11th Commandment, troll.

Since LSU, Bucky and South Florida are all public schools I like to adhere to the separation of church and state while posting on their forums.

Hey Slim, I assume you were going to attend this:

The Fort Myers Miracle planned to pay homage to that miracle-maker Tim Tebow tonight, but what happened instead? Try an approaching tornado, an aborted circumcision, and a cease-and-desist letter from UF. God does not take kindly to your mockery.

Realizing that anything can be successful and make millions of dollars if you just attach Tebow's name to it, the Miracle, a Twins single-A affiliate, had quite a night of reverent revelry planned for us all:

•Promise rings given out to all fans.
•Coaches getting out of jams by asking themselves "What would Tim Tebow do?"
•A jump-pass to the catcher as the ceremonial first pitch.
•A mock circumcision celebrating his missionary work.
•A local construction worker named Timothy Tebo attempting to walk on water.

I am not making any of these things up.

But we were deprived of much of the fun by that old 1-2 punch of threatened litigation and acts of God. First the circumcision was nixed due to questions of taste. Then Florida sent a letter to the team putting a kibosh on any Tebow references:

Under NCAA rules it is not permissible to use the name or picture of a student-athlete in the promotion of a commercial product or service," the e-mail from Jamie McCloskey, UF senior associate athletic director said. "This would include the promotion and marketing of What Would Tim Tebow Do? Night."

So the promotion was changed to "Would Would T.T. Do?" Doesn't have the same ring, but it gets the job done. Still, Someone was not too happy with the shots at His second begotten son.

A funnel cloud could be seen with the naked eye, prompting some fans to question whether or not the big man upstairs was sending a warning to the Miracle for mocking Tebow, who is often referred to by Florida football fans as "The Chosen One."

Andrew Wynot, a Florida fan who attended his first Miracle game because of the promotion, said he didn't buy the speculation, saying that Tebow would never use destruction as a form of vengeance.

"I think Tim Tebow is a fan of anything related to getting his name out there," Wynot said. "I don't think Tim Tebow would send destruction on us."

I think an old Jim Croce song is appropriate here.

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Tim

jimmythegreek:

Hey Slim, I assume you were going to attend this:

The Fort Myers Miracle planned to pay homage to that miracle-maker Tim Tebow tonight, but what happened instead? Try an approaching tornado, an aborted circumcision, and a cease-and-desist letter from UF. God does not take kindly to your mockery.

Realizing that anything can be successful and make millions of dollars if you just attach Tebow's name to it, the Miracle, a Twins single-A affiliate, had quite a night of reverent revelry planned for us all:

•Promise rings given out to all fans.
•Coaches getting out of jams by asking themselves "What would Tim Tebow do?"
•A jump-pass to the catcher as the ceremonial first pitch.
•A mock circumcision celebrating his missionary work.
•A local construction worker named Timothy Tebo attempting to walk on water.

I am not making any of these things up.

But we were deprived of much of the fun by that old 1-2 punch of threatened litigation and acts of God. First the circumcision was nixed due to questions of taste. Then Florida sent a letter to the team putting a kibosh on any Tebow references:

Under NCAA rules it is not permissible to use the name or picture of a student-athlete in the promotion of a commercial product or service," the e-mail from Jamie McCloskey, UF senior associate athletic director said. "This would include the promotion and marketing of What Would Tim Tebow Do? Night."

So the promotion was changed to "Would Would T.T. Do?" Doesn't have the same ring, but it gets the job done. Still, Someone was not too happy with the shots at His second begotten son.

A funnel cloud could be seen with the naked eye, prompting some fans to question whether or not the big man upstairs was sending a warning to the Miracle for mocking Tebow, who is often referred to by Florida football fans as "The Chosen One."

Andrew Wynot, a Florida fan who attended his first Miracle game because of the promotion, said he didn't buy the speculation, saying that Tebow would never use destruction as a form of vengeance.

"I think Tim Tebow is a fan of anything related to getting his name out there," Wynot said. "I don't think Tim Tebow would send destruction on us."

I think an old Jim Croce song is appropriate here.

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Tim

Tim Tebow lives vicariously thru himself.

Tim Tebow once had an awkward moment just to see what it felt like.

Tim Tebow speaks German in French.

Tim Tebow often gets questioned by police just because they find him interesting.

CollegeFootballGuru:

jimmythegreek:

Hey Slim, I assume you were going to attend this:

The Fort Myers Miracle planned to pay homage to that miracle-maker Tim Tebow tonight, but what happened instead? Try an approaching tornado, an aborted circumcision, and a cease-and-desist letter from UF. God does not take kindly to your mockery.

Realizing that anything can be successful and make millions of dollars if you just attach Tebow's name to it, the Miracle, a Twins single-A affiliate, had quite a night of reverent revelry planned for us all:

•Promise rings given out to all fans.
•Coaches getting out of jams by asking themselves "What would Tim Tebow do?"
•A jump-pass to the catcher as the ceremonial first pitch.
•A mock circumcision celebrating his missionary work.
•A local construction worker named Timothy Tebo attempting to walk on water.

I am not making any of these things up.

But we were deprived of much of the fun by that old 1-2 punch of threatened litigation and acts of God. First the circumcision was nixed due to questions of taste. Then Florida sent a letter to the team putting a kibosh on any Tebow references:

Under NCAA rules it is not permissible to use the name or picture of a student-athlete in the promotion of a commercial product or service," the e-mail from Jamie McCloskey, UF senior associate athletic director said. "This would include the promotion and marketing of What Would Tim Tebow Do? Night."

So the promotion was changed to "Would Would T.T. Do?" Doesn't have the same ring, but it gets the job done. Still, Someone was not too happy with the shots at His second begotten son.

A funnel cloud could be seen with the naked eye, prompting some fans to question whether or not the big man upstairs was sending a warning to the Miracle for mocking Tebow, who is often referred to by Florida football fans as "The Chosen One."

Andrew Wynot, a Florida fan who attended his first Miracle game because of the promotion, said he didn't buy the speculation, saying that Tebow would never use destruction as a form of vengeance.

"I think Tim Tebow is a fan of anything related to getting his name out there," Wynot said. "I don't think Tim Tebow would send destruction on us."

I think an old Jim Croce song is appropriate here.

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Tim

Tim Tebow lives vicariously thru himself.

 

Tim Tebow once had an awkward moment just to see what it felt like.

 

Tim Tebow speaks German in French.

 

Tim Tebow often gets questioned by police just because they find him interesting.

Slurp slurp.

Petition to allocate Tim Tebow's birthday as a national holiday in honor of his accomplishments and achievements in many areas of society.

Please sign below if you support this cause.

1.  College Football Guru

CollegeFootballGuru:

Petition to allocate Tim Tebow's birthday as a national holiday in honor of his accomplishments and achievements in many areas of society.

Please sign below if you support this cause.

 

1.  College Football Guru

2.  Magnolia Slim

 

jimmythegreek:

CollegeFootballGuru:

Petition to allocate Tim Tebow's birthday as a national holiday in honor of his accomplishments and achievements in many areas of society.

Please sign below if you support this cause.

 

1.  College Football Guru

2.  Magnolia Slim

 

Touche!

LOL.