A Letter to Ted Thompson - RE: Free Agency and Aggression

Last post 11-16-2009 8:27 AM by homebrewpack. 7 replies.
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  • 11-16-2009 1:30 AM

    A Letter to Ted Thompson - RE: Free Agency and Aggression

    Hi Ted,

    I don't know if you know me. Probably not. Doubt you know what the internet is that us young generation people use (I can't explain CCF, Robert, among others - someone must have told them the secret of teh interwebs). But I'm an avid Packer fan and a degenerate poster on that on-and-off cesspool that is the Sportsbubbler.com forums.

    Now, yes, I'm well aware that we're still quite alive in the playoff hunt. However, I hope you were watching the game today.

    You see the one gentleman? The one wearing #21? You know, Charles Woodson. Former Hesiman winner, wine connoisseur, and former Oakland Raider (getting out of there was probably the best thing that ever could have happened to him, too bad he couldn't get Nnamdi Asomugha over here too). Anyway, did you see what he did today? 9 tackles, a pick, a sack, 2 forced fumbles. Do you remember how you acquired him?

    No. You couldn't have drafted him. Yes Ted, I'm certain you can't redraft a player unless you're an expansion team, or if the player is thinking like Michael Crabtree was earlier this year. Anyways, yeah, he was a free agent signing.

    So was that Ryan Pickett fella. The one run stuffing tackle who has been part of the improved run defense this year and who has been playing lights out as well.

    Anyway, since I anticipate you still being the GM of the Packers this next season, assuming Mike McCarthy learns to count the number of challenges he has a game, I thought I'd bring these two players to your attention. It's proof that strategic free agency IS useful. No, you don't have to emulate Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder. In fact, I recommend you burn any record of most every free agent signing and trade either of them has ever done. But using those great scouting skills the Packers front office supposedly has collectively and signing one or two good free agents each season can help you keep your job and possibly get a Lombardi Trophy here to Green Bay.

    Also, see Clay Matthews? The other long haired crazy linebacker you drafted? No...not the slower underperforming (until recently) one. The one doing his best impression of a ball hawking human bullet. Yeah, do you remember how you got him? You traded some of those precious draft picks that you keep in your secret vault that you also allegedly keep your vast amount of leftover cap money in (well, if you believe some of the posters on here you do...but Tank could be giving them the funny stuff again too). And look how that's worked out. Strategic aggression works too if you're high on a player.

    But no more Justin Harrell's please.

     

    Sincerely,

    Alex "alstriker" Striker

     

  • 11-16-2009 6:23 AM In reply to

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    "Ball Hawking Human Bullet"   I love it !

  • 11-16-2009 6:31 AM In reply to

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     Al - that letter moved me to tears.  I am ruined for the day.  Thanks a lot. 

    Proud to have been on the John Hammond bandwagon from day 1.

    "I think stats are great for analyzing what has already happened. I think they are much worse at projecting the future." - Ike
  • 11-16-2009 7:39 AM In reply to

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    What a drama queen.

    " Favre's record against the Cowboys is so attrocious, I would rather go into this game with Matt Flynn". Wcheezer 9-18-2008

    I am truly dismayed at how poorly that this team has regressed. This team officially stinks.
    BOOO!
    I have officially gotten of the MM bandwagon. It is now time to go ass wipe. If you take TT with you, it won't hurt my feelings one bit. This team needs a fresh start.
    wcheezer 11-8-2009
  • 11-16-2009 7:40 AM In reply to

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    shipitdear:

     Al - that letter moved me to tears.  I am ruined for the day.  Thanks a lot. 

     

    I do what I must.

  • 11-16-2009 7:43 AM In reply to

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    I commend you on the rational thought AL.

    All I did is change the name on his very own quote and it fits him to a T. Let's be realistic about Scooter, Campbell, or is it Wingnut. He's incapable of holding his own in a conversation without resorting to anti social behavior. His inferiority caused him to make poor choices about the way he communicates here. And he rightly got banned for it. He's lashing out against getting banned for the same reason he lashes out against people who disagree with him. He's sick of being inferior. Karma baby!
  • 11-16-2009 8:07 AM In reply to

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    larryktown:

    What a drama queen.

    :D

    If Favre wins the SB with the Vikings I will enjoy the moment, doesn't mean I'm not a true Packer Fan. robertj44, 6/26/09
  • 11-16-2009 8:27 AM In reply to

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    Judge Parins:

    larryktown:

    What a drama queen.

    :D

    No, the only queens here wear tights and talk shlt!
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