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What would the Brewers' record be this year if baseball games lasted 5 innings?

The Brewers' pregame on FSN last night featuring barber Mark DeFelice giving Rock Schroeder's hairpiece a trimming had me in tears it was so funny. I hope you all saw DeFelice pretending to cut that 4 iron divot - Eddie Munster thang that Rock glues on. They even went with the fake buzzing of the clippers, but of ...

This is the kind of innovative and clever stuff I wish we would occasionally hear on the Usinger's Brewers Post Game Show powered by Edelweiss Cruises. Thanks for the intelligent rant. Sparky take heed.    

When Sister Sledge tops the charts with "We Are Family II", then the Buccos will be back on top of the world.

Hall, Hart, and Suppan are really hearing it, but JJ continues to get a pass because he is cute.  At what point do the boobirds just start booing everything and everyone in sight?

  In the story of the Bill Hall head case He's dropping fast in the NL batting race Til a hitting coached named Sveum Said from the mound those throws came And Hall stopped opening up towards 3rd base!    

  The Brewers' TV man named Schroeder Two Piggly Wiggly brats he did order. During that game's sausage race Rock's hairpiece fell out of place Causing Chorizo to run for the border.      

The reasons I watch the Brewers are many But mostly it is I heart Trenni In a threesome we oughta Be joined by Jen Lada Now that would be worth quite a penny.

After they throw the last pitch To sportsradio 1250 I switch I hear Tim Allen in glee Because at least he din't see How they lost the latest sombeotch.